shadowhuntersoftheclave:

"I’m so happy you’re back.."

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"I’m happy too. Now stop fidgeting."

    hhread    kenziebootyclan    hii

kenziebootyclan:

"I didn’t mean to tick you off…"

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"Yeah well, It happened."

shadesofamethyst:

lickystickypickyshe:

The Turkish company Pugedon has recently introduced a vending machine that’s an innovative way to help both the environment and our furry friends. It releases food for the city’s stray dogs and cats every time a plastic bottle is deposited, and it allows people to empty their water bottles for the animals as well.

This wonderful service operates at no charge to the city because the recycled plastic pays for the cost of food. So, with a little financial investment, the simple machines do a lot of good. They provide a steady source of sustenance to the animals, many of which rely on caring residents to regularly feed them. It also encourages people to make a habit of recycling and help conserve our environment for future generations.

Put these everywhere

mrs-ostrich:

Okay but imagine person A of your otp picking up sleepy person B and carrying them to bed and person B just snuggles their face into person A’s shoulder you know on second thought don’t imagine that

NSFW M!As

rpmememaker:

  • Touch Too Much: My muse’s entire body is an erogenous zone. The gentlest tap will make them want to collapse with ecstasy.
  • Sweet Nothings: My muse can only speak in a soft, sexy growl.
  • Dirty Talk: My muse is hearing voices, and they’re saying everything they want to hear.
  • Razor’s Edge: My muse will be stuck right on the edge of orgasm but unable to bring themselves over.
  • Button Box: Another muse (both mun’s must consent) has a remote control that can make my muse orgasm on command.
  • All Tied Up and No Place to Go: My muse is tied up in shibari-style bondage until someone finds and frees them.
  • Not The Chair: My muse is tied to a chair with instructions (anon specifies instructions) and a switched-off vibrator inside of them for anyone to find them.
  • Chaste Kisses: My muse is trapped in a chastity device, while another muse (again, both mun’s must consent) has the key.
  • Handyman: Muse feels like hundreds of hands are caressing them all over.
  • Think Kink: Muse has to wear an item (anon specifies) that unsubtly hints at one of their kinks. (I.E. Someone with a spanking kink wears red shorts / carries a whip, someone with a biting kink wears a turtleneck sweater, ETC.)
  • Tickle Touch: My muse has huge sexual urges, but their entire body becomes unbearably ticklish so they can’t relieve themselves.
  • Filthy Mind: My muse will have vivid dirty thoughts. Anon can specify about what / who.
  • Masochist: My muse is turned on by pain (Being spanked, bitten, slapped, pinched, burnt, ETC.)
  • Big Bad Handsome Man: Muse will thirst for / be turned on by / want to leap upon big, muscular characters.
  • Touch Word: Muse will orgasm every time a certain word is said.
  • Big Five: Muse is blindfolded, handcuffed, gagged, collared and clamped. They cant remove any of the items.
  • Freudian Slip: Muse will accidentally let their dirty thouhgts slip out in conversation.
  • ONE NIGHT STAND BEFORE THE FIRST DAY OF YOUR NEW JOB AND OOPS THAT WAS YOUR NEW BOSS YOU WERE SLEEPING WITH AU 
  • DETECTIVE PARTNERS AU 
  • UNDERCOVER AU
  • PARENTS ARE CEO’S OF RIVALING COMPANIES AU
  • PARENTS ARE HEADS OF RIVALING MOB FAMILIES AU
  • REINCARNATION AU
  • CHILDHOOD FRIENDS WITH ADJOINING HOUSES/ROOMS AU
  • THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD AND WE’RE ALL WE’VE GOT AU
My muse has become distant, avoiding everyone, stowing away in their room for hours and has not spoken in awhile. How does your muse confront them on this? Threeways, cuddling with Disney movies, and romantic trips for the three of them.

"Can we do the Disney part now? I feel sick and in need of cuddles."

"Heather, you can’t get sick. But I am in the mood for cuddling.”

    innocentlyfriendly    hthread

innocentlyfriendly:

She turned abruptly toward her sister. “Just back off! Go home. I’m staying the night at Phil’s anyway.” 

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"No. Oh hell no. He’s like, 40. No fucking way."

    innocentlyfriendly    hthread

innocentlyfriendly:

"Oh shut up. Just stop over reacting… i’m going back to the party." 

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"No you are not! I am driving you home right now and you’re going to sleep this off."